There was such a case:
A little crocodile lived with our
friend in Istanbul!
She loved him very much.
Once she was gone on business and
left him with a girl friend, to keep an eye on him.
and the friend was caressing,...
The Gypsy Baron was buried just about like this:
As the body was bought out of the house, the orchestra struck
up the national anthem,
then the portrait of the deceased was mounted on the jeep
and the brass band began
to play the MILITARY march!